Write a Few Jokes About Burning Man, Please?

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Sure, here are a few Burning Man jokes:

Why did the hippie refuse to share their tent at Burning Man? Because they wanted to keep their “space” sacred.

What do you call a Burning Man participant without a bike? A pedestrian.

How many Burners does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just wait for someone else to do it and then dance around the new light.

Why did the Burning Man attendee bring a ladder to the event? To reach new heights of consciousness, man!

What do you call a Burning Man participant with no sunscreen? A lobster.

Why did the Burning Man participant refuse to eat vegetables? Because they were trying to achieve a higher “state of kale.”

What’s the difference between Burning Man and a corporate conference? At Burning Man, the attendees are the ones wearing the costumes.

How do you know if someone has been to Burning Man? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.


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