Category: Fierce Creature
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Can’t Handle This
[Dutch Lock Down Day Four Hundred Ninety One] By the brilliant comedian Bo Burnham! I wouldn’t have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn’t fitWouldn’t have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn’t fitWouldn’t have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn’t fitI wouldn’t have got, half of it
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It’s Complicated: I Bought A Car
[Dutch Lock Down Day Four Hundred Ninety] “It’s Complicated: We Bought A House” will hopefully happen by … say … September? October? Good times. Oke, so, remember when I said I’d be buying a car. But then I didn’t? USAA gave me a car loan. Which meant that when I went to ‘buy’ the car,…
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Time to Pretend
[Dutch Lock Down Day Four Hundred Eighty Nine] By the indomitable MGMT! I’ll miss the playgroundsAnd the animals and digging up worms
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I Did Not Buy The Car
[Dutch Lock Down Day Four Hundred Eighty Eight] And then we were locked out of the AirBNB. I don’t want to talk about it. I just…look forward to when… the Universe… stops testing us…
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All Eyes On Me
[Dutch Lock Down Day Four Hundred Eighty Seven] By the absolutely divine Bo Burnham!! ! “Get your fuckin’ hands upGet on out of your seatsAll eyes on me, all eyes on me”
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Welcome to the Internet
[Dutch Lock Down Day Four Hundred Eighty Six] By the incredible Bo Burnham! Could I interest you in everythingAll of the time?
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Breathe In Breathe Out Repeat
[Dutch Lock Down Day Four Hundred Eighty Five] Relaxing Game of Thrones music. To slay your enemies and conquer the world. Like ya do.
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Expect Inconsistency This Week
[Dutch Lock Down Day Four Hundred Eighty Four] I am officially in the States (back posting this one – I’m writing this on Monday 19 July, but publishing it from Saturday) and jetlagged and omg overwhelmed and so much has happened in the past very short and simultaneously very long three days. And also, oh…
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Higher Power
[Dutch Lock Down Day Four Hundred Eighty Three] By the incredible Coldplay. Happy I’m alive at the same time as you I prefer the dance video, personally.
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#OhGodsWhatHaveWeDone
[Dutch Lock Down Day Four Hundred Eighty Two] I want to throw up. A lot. It’s just … A lot.
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Moving Back to the States: The Detroit House
[Dutch Lock Down Day Four Hundred Eighty One] Today the money theoretically hits our Dutch account and needs to be sent immediately over to our American account after I visit the local office to raise our daily limit to ludicrous levels for One! Day! Only! And hope I do everything correctly cause if it needs…
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FYI – GroningenRain.nl is Going Away Too
[Dutch Lock Down Day Four Hundred Eighty] That’s another thing. This site, GroningenRain.nl, is going away – cause the owner will no longer live in the Netherlands. #HelaasPindakaas But first the news: Ministers ‘ignored warnings not to relax corona rules too fast’ Workers fear Delta variant at the office, labor unions say R-number rises above…