Alternative Title: The Kids Are Not Okay Part Deaux
HOW IS THIS WEEKEND A MILLION DAYS LONG?
HOW IS THAT SOMEHOW A BAD THING?!?
But first the news:
- Experts criticise Dutch government’s approach to coronavirus app
- Teen Dies From COVID-19 in Netherlands; Youngest Case Yet as Deaths Top 3,600
- Coronavirus update (April 18): Another 1140 confirmed cases
THE KIDS NO LONGER SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT
NONE OF THEM
We’re watching Central Intelligence with Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Kevin Hart and I’m trying to write this while we’re watching the INCREDIBLE interactions between two AMAZING actors.
Maybe that’s a slight exaggeration but #DAMN I love physical comedy.
Predictable, sure, but all those references to the nineties? Johnson’s character loving ‘corns? The body part in the tote?
And, yeah, all that physical comedy.
But first the news.
Wait, I did that already.
We’re super sleep deprived in LeanderLand.
Seriously, no one is sleeping through the night anymore. Last night at three something in the morning, Boy Twin wanted milk. And was utterly inconsolable. Until he had milk. Girl Twin politely asks for milk as well. First Minion sleeps through it all. Somehow.
ASIDE: That’s his new code name, First Minion, instead of A. Cause #WhyNot
At a certain point today, it was was crystal clear that P was SUPER sleep deprived as well. And I’m so sleep deprived right now that I don’t remember the specifics.
I’m so sleep deprived right now that I don’t remember where I was headed with this post.
So.
IMMA GO TO BED NOW
Cause I’m going to get up in just a few hours anyway to clean up pee and / or settle down a howler and / or ruminate about EVERYTHING.
Love you, Warriors.