Because it had a virus!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies!
Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had a lot of cache.