Why did the computer go to the doctor?

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Because it had a virus!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!

Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies!

Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had a lot of cache.