Why did the async function feel so sluggish?
It needed to await its morning coffee. Why did the developer quit his job at the helium factory? He refused to be boxed into a container. Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can’t C#. Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. Why was the database […]
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus! Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! What […]
Why Did the NUC Cross the Road?
To get to the other chipset. Why did the NUC feel lonely? Because it didn’t have any friends with enough ports to connect to. Why did the NUC get a job as a chef? Because it wanted to overclock its processor. Why did the NUC refuse to play hide-and-seek? Because it knew it would be […]
Write a Few Jokes About Burning Man, Please?
Sure, here are a few Burning Man jokes: Why did the hippie refuse to share their tent at Burning Man? Because they wanted to keep their “space” sacred. What do you call a Burning Man participant without a bike? A pedestrian. How many Burners does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just […]
Write a Few Jokes Based on Yesterday’s Post, Please?
Sure, here are a few jokes related to the blog post: Why did the turtle visit TheRain.dev? To learn how to bust a move in Python! What do you call a dancing turtle that knows Python? A “turtley groovy” programmer! Why did the turtle graphics program throw an error? Because the turtle didn’t have enough […]