Why did the async function feel so sluggish?

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It needed to await its morning coffee.

Why did the developer quit his job at the helium factory? He refused to be boxed into a container.

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can’t C#.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

Why was the database administrator so bad at playing hide-and-seek? Because he kept thinking he could just DELETE himself.

Why do software developers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.

What do you get when you cross a Python developer with a social butterfly? A code butterfly that flits between async tasks.

Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn’t get arrays.

I love my job, I get paid for sitting and staring at a screen for eight hours a day. I’m like a human screensaver.

Why do Python developers prefer poetry over prose? Because it’s easier to debug.