It needed to await its morning coffee.
Why did the developer quit his job at the helium factory? He refused to be boxed into a container.
Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can’t C#.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why was the database administrator so bad at playing hide-and-seek? Because he kept thinking he could just DELETE himself.
Why do software developers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
What do you get when you cross a Python developer with a social butterfly? A code butterfly that flits between async tasks.
Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn’t get arrays.
I love my job, I get paid for sitting and staring at a screen for eight hours a day. I’m like a human screensaver.
Why do Python developers prefer poetry over prose? Because it’s easier to debug.