Why did the hippie refuse to share their tent at Burning Man? Because they wanted to keep their “space” sacred.
What do you call a Burning Man participant without a bike? A pedestrian.
How many Burners does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just wait for someone else to do it and then dance around the new light.
Why did the Burning Man attendee bring a ladder to the event? To reach new heights of consciousness, man!
What do you call a Burning Man participant with no sunscreen? A lobster.
Why did the Burning Man participant refuse to eat vegetables? Because they were trying to achieve a higher “state of kale.”
What’s the difference between Burning Man and a corporate conference? At Burning Man, the attendees are the ones wearing the costumes.
How do you know if someone has been to Burning Man? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.