Tag: health
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Dutch Lock Down Day Nine
“I had to pull up the last post to see what today’s title is cause that’s where we are now. I’m only surprised it took nine days and not, say, three.”
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Dutch Lock Down Day Seven
We’ve been doing this a whole week, Warriors. One week ago today the Dutch government decided to close down almost everything – schools, daycares, cafes, restaurants, sex clubs, cannabis cafes, saunas and sports clubs. I wrote about the latest nineteen in the Netherlands. It didn’t really seem real. We survived working with two partners and…
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Dutch Lock Down Day Six
Something’s wrong with the bread maker and things aren’t rising quite as much as they used to and if that isn’t just a metaphor for the new reality, I don’t know what is.
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Dutch Lock Down Day Five
We’ve abandoned our trip south as Spain and Italy lie in transit and the planes lie dormant in the hangar. This satire / sarcasm / alt-world section is REALLY difficult to write when The Cabin In The Woods is playing in the background. I think part of the reason why I’ve always found horror movies…
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Dutch Lock Down Day Four
Dutch Lock Down Day Four “We’ve sold the house, the car, and all but the essentials and are moving to an undisclosed island on the equator to wait this out.”
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Dutch Lock Down Day Three
All the other days I did this style report, I started out with a ‘joke’ report but, really, I can’t even. Here’s the State of the Leander Union Address, y’all. My partner and I are sharing my office while the three kids have a sort of schedule that includes some academic, creative, and outdoor time…
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Dutch Lock Down Day One
I haven’t seen my partner in seventeen hours. I think the natives voted him off the island. Or ate him.
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The Latest Nineteen From The Netherlands
Some of these points are media based. Some are via via. Some are personal. Take everything with a grain of salt. Or some other idiom.
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This Was Going To Be The Post And Then I Got An Ocular Migraine Instead
the Netherlands didn’t have ANY known cases because that’s the cultural norm – if you’re sick in any way, you take paracetamol and wait at least ten days for symptoms to pass. THEN you go to the doctor.
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Check This Out: Wash Your Lyrics
WashYourLyrics.Com made by the badass William @neoncloth and totally not affiliated with the NHS or any other government body.
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Tell On Yourself Then Brag About It
While I didn’t get a single thing done on that list of three things that I told on myself yesterday, I made progress.
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And Then BAM! Have Some Depression
I mean, but, well, it’s kind of understandable. My Grandma Porter died a year ago peacefully in her sleep. She had been in hospice for a few months. It wasn’t a surprise. The memorial was a few days later. I couldn’t make it. I wrote something that my Aunt Julie read for me. Thanks, AJ!…